Ok, yeah, second journal today, but this is too funny to not post XD
So my grandmother went outside to smoke, and there was a caterpillar on the ledge of the fireplace outside, so she started screaming "Go away, Allistar!" and i heard her, so I was like, "What the heck are you doing?!?" she she pointed to the caterpillar, "MAKE IT GO AWAY!" so I got something, and tried to get it on it, but it jumped, so I jumped back and screamed XD, then ran inside, and the poor Allistar (The caterpillar... we named it... like from Alice in Wonderland XD) fell, on the mat, so she kicked the mat away, and there was another bug, a big one with a pointed tail on the wall right in front of my face, and it landed on my nose, so I punched myself in the nose as hard as I could, and started screaming bloody murder, then I got it off of my nose and ran to the other end of the room away from it, and started laughing because: 1. It landed on my nose, of all places! 2. I punched myself on the nose trying to get it off. 3. I screamed so loud the neighbors woke up (For real). so I was laughing, and all of a sudden my nose started hurting, so then I was CRYING and rolling on the floor laughing. I was crying 1. Because I was laughing so hard. 2. because it felt like my nose got a brick thrown at it XD